摩登家庭第七季

S01E01: 我们来自不同的世界，但我们彼此相容。

爱将我们紧紧相连，共度风风雨雨。

我到你的前面，只有一事相许，我的心只属于你。

We're form different worlds，yet we somehow fit together.Love is what binds us,through fair or stormy weather.I stand before you now with only one agenda .To let you know my heart is yours.S01E02: 那么，成为好父亲的秘诀是什么？

有时候事情会如你所愿,有时候则事与愿违，但你要坚持。

因为当一切尘埃落地，一个好父亲的大部分特征就会自然出现Okay.The key to being a good dad?Sometimes things work out just the way you want.Sometimes they don't .You gotta hang in there.Because when all is said and done. 90% of being a dad …is just showin up.S01E03: 不觉得好像伸出手臂就能拥抱全世界吗？

Doesn't it feel like these arms could go around the world?S01E04: 你们都极力想护住那些美好的东西You're reaching out,trying to hold on to something awesome.S01E06: 我们常常为了深爱我们的人做些稀奇古怪的事，我们对他们撒谎，我们为他们撒谎。

或许生活中难免坎坷颠簸，但我们总希望他们过得尽善尽美。

就像是肩负着最沉重的负担，但却是世上最甜蜜的负担。

We do strange things for the people we love. We lie to them. We lie for them. There may be some bumps along the way. but we never stop wanting the best for them. That's what makes it such a tough job.Kind of the best job in the world.S01E07： 我们教育孩子说，输赢无所谓。

但平心而论，胜利的感觉好极了，他们在阳光下的那一刻是无与伦比的美丽，。

也许每位家长都希望孩子能有这样的时刻，甚至希望自己也能这样。

有时我们太苛求结果，结果导致许多怨恨和愧疚。

怎么才不算过分呢，我的想法是 愧疚总会过去，奖牌才是硬道理。

（哈哈哈哈哈哈…）We tell our kids it doesn't matter if you win or lose .but let's be honest .winning feels pretty great. There's noting like that golden moment in the sun. I think every parent probably wants that for their child .And maybe a little bit for ourselves too. Sometimes we push too hard .And that leads to a lot of resentment and guilt. So,how much is too much? Here's where I come out .Guilt fades ,Hardware is forever .S01E08: 我太爱你了，但我觉得你可能永远不会知道I love you so much, and I feel you just are never gonna know it.S01E10: 重点是那些已经是永不褪色的回忆了，但现在我有绝佳的机会，来和我的新家人去创造我们的新回忆，终有一日这些回忆也会不同寻常。

The point is that those are memories that I'll always have, but now I have the perfect opportunity to create new memories with my family. That are gonna be just as special someday.每年的这个时候，我们就会经常谈论传统。

尽管我们深爱着自己的传统，但有时候我们最美好的回忆，却来自于最颠覆传统的时刻。

We talk a lot about tradition this time of year. But as much as we love our traditions,sometimes our best memories come from the times that are the most untraditional.S01E16：我是说，人不可能事事顺心。

若事事顺心，则要珍惜当下。

I mean, things don't always work out.But you gotta love it when they do.S01E18: 但是成长的可笑之处就在这里，在多年的时间中，大家都很害怕 标新立异 异于常人。

然后，忽然之间，几乎是一夜之间，大家又都想异于常人。

But this is the funny thing about growing up. For years and years,everybody's desperately afraid to be different,you know, in any way. And then, suddenly,almost overnight,everybody wants to be different.S01E22：你总是希望能和一个人心有灵犀。

可到头来，发现其实没那么有默契时，总是有点沮丧。

You wanna believe you're on the same wavelength as someone, and then it's just …it's a little disheartening when you find out you're not.S02E04: 你要知道我每天醒来，都因为我的生命中有你而心怀感激。

You should know that every day, I wake up very grateful to have you in my life.S02E18: 人们总会出乎你的意料。

你为表象所蒙蔽，看惯了他们人前的一面。

以为眼见为实，这时他们就会出其不意，展示出自己深藏不露,不为你所知的复杂内心。

People can surprise you. You get used to thinking of them one way, stuck in their roles. They are what they are. And then they do something that shows you，there's all this depth and dimension that you never knew existed.S02E22：也许我们是因为身边的人，才成为现在的自己。

又或许，我们只是挑中了我们需要的人。

不管是怎样，当你们找到彼此，就应该永远都不放手。

Maybe we are the way we are because of the people we're with. Or maybe we just pick the people we need. However it works, when you find each other,you should never let go.S03E09: 这个世界上有梦想家，也有现实主义者。

你可能会觉得梦想家们喜欢聚在一起，现实主义者又聚成另外的小团体。

但是往往，两者喜欢混搭在一起。

其实，梦想家需要现实主义者，提醒他们，不要把梦想放飞得过高。

而现实主义者，如果没有梦想家的话，可能永远无法将梦想放飞。

There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You'd think the dreamers would find the dreams, and the realists would find the realists,but more often than not,the opposite is true. You see,the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists …Well, without the dreamers they might not ever get off the ground.S04E10: 这就是婚姻的可笑之处。

你爱上一个人，卓越优秀的人。

但随着时间推移，却只能看到对方的平凡。

That's the funny thing about marriage. You fall in love with this…extraordinary person. And over time,they begin to seem ordinary.有时候我不太理解人类，他们因为最傻的原因做出疯狂的事。

他们说服自己无论怎样都会有好结果，他们会无视所有相反的证据。

Sometimes I don't understand people. They do crazy things for the dumbest reasons.They convince themselves it'll all work out…Despite all the evidence to the contrary. S04E15: 那是最难的一点，不是吗？

当你意识到你无法阻止这个世界伤害他们。

That's the hardest part,isn't it? When you realize you can't stop the world from hurting them.S05E21: 让人们见到真实的你是很可怕的一件事，即使是面对你最亲的家人亦是如此。

但其实我们最不该担心他们的态度，因为他们是最不带偏见爱我们的人。

他们会原谅我们的过错，庆祝我们的不完美，甚至会鼓励我们尽情展现真实的自己。

It's scary to let people see the real you,even when those people are your own family. But aren't they the ones we should be least worried about, the ones who will love us without judging, who forgives our faults and celebrate our imperfections.Maybe even encourage us to let our true selves shine through.S07E08: 为何我们要选择与我们相差甚多的人做伴侣？

并非命运或机遇，也并非俗话所谓的“心意难为” 。

我们选择了现在的伴侣是因为，他们代表了童年缺失的部分，我们选择他们，是因为它们有着我们渴望拥有的品质。

如此一来，如此的选择了区别甚大的伴侣。

并努力地给他们提供他们想要的东西，我们为自己的成长规划好了方向。

Why do we choose partners so different from ourselves? It's not fate or chance or cliches like “the heart wants what the heart wants ”. We choose our partners because they represent the unfinished business form our childhood. And we chose them because they manifest the qualities we wish we had. In doing so, in choosing such a challenging partner,and working to give them what they need, we chart a course for our own growth.S07E22: 有时候你会经历被众人围绕着，却仍然觉得十分孤独的时刻。

你只想回到家人身边汲取安慰，但有时即使是家人都无法给你这种安慰。

因为其实他们也会遭遇和你一样的孤独，你只能隐忍地等到这种煎熬结束，然后你就能好好睡下，希望醒来后是美好的一天。

Sometimes, you have one of those days where you are surrounded by people, but you still feel pretty lonely. All you want to do is go home to the comfort of your family. But sometimes,even your family can't give you that comfort.Because it turns out they've all had one of those days,too. All you can do is wait for days like that be over...so you can go to bed and hope you wake up to a better tomorrow.

说了不看结果还是看完了。

就像Phil说的，What I wanted to yell was "Just stop growing up"，呆头呆脑婴儿肥的Luke成了一个专注于泡妞渐渐和父亲疏远的青少年，虽然现在他挺帅的但我有点想念那个little Luke；前两季还不会说话的Lily成为善良又毒舌的小女孩，和第一季的Luke一样大。

我知道Haley和Andy总有一天会分手，可我没想到这么快。

"You're the first man I've ever loved. You really are the first." 我一开始站这对cp的时候真的没想到会有这一天，我满足了。

他们有在共同进步，即使分开也是为了更优秀的未来。

那个小姑娘终于不再轻浮地对待感情。

一开始，即使动心也不敢表明，怕自己的三分钟热度伤到诚恳的对方。

到后来，分开时他说“我不后悔和你在一起的每分每秒”，她说“你是我真心爱过的第一个男人”（哇用中文说出来感觉好怪，还是英文更适合说肉麻的话）。

Haley终于学会了真诚地去爱一个人。

他们所实现的比我期待的多多了，即使缘分短暂也没关系，这不是Haley众多随随便便的关系中的其中一段，这是最珍贵的一份真心。

所以，即使后来Haley和Dylan死灰复燃未婚先孕生了两个双胞胎Dylan也变成了Modern Family的一员也没关系了，我站的cp已经圆满了。

1.summer loving2.the day alex left for colleage3.the closet case luke暖男hhh4.she crazy5.the verdict6.the move you ignore me最后Jay那番话太强了，you want know what drove jay pritchety？

people telling me i wasn't good enough.michael要开事务所了哈哈哈7.phils sexy sexy house8.clean out your junk drawer9.white christmas andy和haley在一起了哈哈哈，claire接手公司10.playdates11.spread your wings12.clean for a day13.thunk in the thunk14.the storm15.i don't know how she does it16.the cover-up17.express yourself18.the party这俩磕high了哈哈哈19.man sholdn't lie20.promposal21.crazy train22.double click

Sometimes, you have one of those days where you are surrounded by people, but you still feel pretty lonely. All you want to do is go home to the comfort of your family. But sometimes, even your family can't give you that comfort . Because it turns out they've all had one of those days, too. All you can do is wait for days like that to be over, so you can go to bed and hope you wake up to a better tomorrow.

第七季确实不及前几季，甚至第六季还有几集可圈可点（例如全程苹果视讯集），第七季只剩个17集还可说几句第17集算是第七季最好笑的一集了，但看完后仍很想写几句说一说：这一集后半集主打麦当娜，麦当娜解决了mitch，carl，jay，carl姐姐四个人的问题，寓意25年之后麦当娜的歌依然给人启发和鼓舞，麦当娜搞定一切的梗很有创意笑点也足Gloria和浴室搏斗很好笑，克莱尔夫妇熬夜奋战虽然没什么新意，但也很好笑，只有海莉和安迪的部分完全笑不出来，一直以来都有很多人不喜欢安迪，有人说因为他颜值不高，其实不是什么颜的问题，最主要是不好笑！

喜剧其实颜不重要，大多数喜剧并不会找颜值太高的出演，颜值太高会分散观众注意力，同时很难扮丑搞怪，安迪是颜值不高，但不喜欢他却是因为不好笑，不仅是剧本，演员演技也是问题举个例子对比下，ABC台在同一天搭档播的喜剧《The Goldbergs》（金色年代/戈德堡一家），也是家庭喜剧，这一部总体质量不及《摩登家庭》（尤其摩登家庭前几季水准很高），但是如果按照角色和笑点分布来看，《金色年代》里面笑点分布平均，基本每个角色都各有特色，也都很好笑，和《摩》中安迪相似的，是《金》里面的大儿子Barry，颜值低且愣头愣脑，但演员很贴切的挖掘并发挥出了这种角色的笑点，说明演员很有喜剧天赋，也说明不用颜值高，能让观众笑就成功了再返回《摩登家庭》，试想下，当其他几段都让观众哈哈大笑的时候，突然切到海莉和安迪，一下就冷场，是不是观感起伏很大，剧情剧无聊点还没那么大反差，喜剧尤其明显，所以以后大家再吐槽安迪的戏份无聊时，真的不用再找颜的借口，纯粹只是因为不好笑……这一集还发现安迪的声音也变难听了，其实喜剧中演员声音难听完全可以当笑点，例如TV LAND当年的前夫总动员、离婚快乐等几部喜剧女主角声音都很难听，却纷纷变作角色特色，充满了笑点，Gloria嗓音也是笑点，为什么安迪不知道利用一下自己的这些特色，让自己变得稍微有趣点呢？

要不，就把戏份还给Lily等其他角色好了

想不到一路都追到第七季了，感觉就是在看着一家人的生活片段。

充满了爱，误会，感动与和解。

无比的戏剧又无比的真实，每一个角色都在成长，Haley和Alex找到真爱，Luke就是我们看着长大的老公，Lily都要开始烫头发了，Joe都能背卡萨布兰卡的台词了。

刚开始看摩登家庭真的是因为很逗逼很欢乐，但是到第七季，面对情景喜剧难超十季的悲伤宿命，真是看一集少一集，悲从中来，越发舍不得看了。

最后一集泪目了。

看到Dumphy一家人每个人都有心事，但又含情脉脉的坐在一起吃饭。

看到Jay对Gloria的妥协，Mitch对Cam的妥协，让我觉得爱就是一种妥协，但这种对你爱的人妥协却让你更快乐。

生活圣经啊！

看到Andy和Haley的机场告别戏，突然有飙泪的感觉，好老土又真挚的情话，就像我对modern family的爱：I don't regret a single minute I've spent with you.I think you are the first man I've ever loved.有摩登家庭陪伴的每一分钟都不曾后悔。

然后，转眼间三家人各自旅行然后的语音留言又笑劈叉了！！

啊哈哈哈！

我愿意用十斤肉换摩登家庭永不完结！

根据豆友的评价选出本季墙裂推荐8集！！

排名分先后！

【22】季终集！

【9】小木屋的诡异旅程！

Andy与Beth正式分手！

家庭大撕逼！

【7】多线叙事，围绕一个即将被卖的豪宅展开！

家家都想爽一把！

【18】多线叙事，Gloria怒查Home Party！

【21】火车新情景集！

【17】Cameron的姐姐来了！

【14】暴风雨的夜晚！

【11】会哭的一集！

I LOVE MODERN FAMILY !!!!!I LOVE EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN IT!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO FINISH THE LASTLASTLASTEPISODE OFSEASON 6 NOWAND I CANT IMAGINE MY LIFEWITHOUT THIS GREAT GREAT SHOWAND GOSH AM I THE FIRST ONE TO COMMENT ON SEASON 7?

Why do we choose partners so different from ourselves?It's not fate or chance or cliches like 'the heart wants what the heart wants'. We choose our partners because they represent the unfinished business from our childhood. And we choose them because they manifest the qualities we wish we had.In doing so, in choosing such a challenging partner and working to give them what they need.We chart a course for our own growth.

泪目22集"sometimes you're having one of those days where you are surrounded by people, but you still feel pretty lonely. All you want to do is go home to your comfort of your family, but sometime even your family can't give you that comfort, because it turns out they've all had one of those days too. All you can do is wait for days like that to be over. So you can go to bed and hope you wake up to a better tomorrow. ”-till soon

重温第七季。

严格意义上第七季是我的摩登第一季。

第六季发现，第七季第一次完整从头追到尾。

其实七到十有很多只看了一遍，可能是真的有点失望吧。

但是回过头来发现第七季其实还是很好的。

接下来进入第八季不知道又会是什么感受？

大姐从这一季开始了坎坷的感情路。

想到后面还有教授和那个油腻天气预报员就有点心累。

jay选择退休，claire正式掌权。

phil和gloria和cam搞起了辣酱；gloria的再就业初现端倪。

多希望后面的路还走的如此平稳。

*****戳最终季wrapup：【modern family: a modern farewell***(ep14-家长们updated/摩登家庭/依旧摩登/)】 https://www.douban.com/doubanapp/dispatch/review/10549847

摩登家庭 第十一季 (2019)9.72019 / 美国 / 喜剧 爱情 / 盖尔·曼库索 斯蒂文·莱维坦 / 艾德·奥尼尔 索菲娅·维加拉